Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Crash Records News
As usual, there is nothing to report. Crash has released one record, one that sounds just like an old Ian Hunter record. In fact, Crash is being sued by Ian Hunter for copyright infringement. Steve Sherlock could not be reached for comment.
Dog Records Releases "Winter Mosquito"
Late January 2008: Tony Signore, owner of Dog Records released "Is that a Winter Mosquito?"....detailed reviews will follow soon. Rolling Stone has called it "...mostly retarded love songs and bad poetry, typical of Dog". Mark Ewing of Tumble Recovery is not quite as hard: "has some good cuts....but is that Tony on vocals on that one song?"
Tony tried to be Mr RockNRoll on this album. He constantly wore a leather jacket during the recording sessions. He had his RockNRoll Goatee. He ordered beer by 'the gallon' to be RockNRoll. He had a piece of hay in his mouth always...Mr Rock N Roll indeeed. There were TV sets thrown out windows, and there was the Mixed Nuts Caper. He was so RockNRoll, he is the RockNRoll one....too bad the songs are smug wine-cooler-commercials, empty and lazy. Signore and Co-producer Murray figured they didn't even need to make a record: all they needed to do was put Signore on the cover with his Goatee, leather jacket, goateee, his glass of beer, and it would sell. PT Barnum was right. It is all about the Mixed Nuts.
Tony tried to be Mr RockNRoll on this album. He constantly wore a leather jacket during the recording sessions. He had his RockNRoll Goatee. He ordered beer by 'the gallon' to be RockNRoll. He had a piece of hay in his mouth always...Mr Rock N Roll indeeed. There were TV sets thrown out windows, and there was the Mixed Nuts Caper. He was so RockNRoll, he is the RockNRoll one....too bad the songs are smug wine-cooler-commercials, empty and lazy. Signore and Co-producer Murray figured they didn't even need to make a record: all they needed to do was put Signore on the cover with his Goatee, leather jacket, goateee, his glass of beer, and it would sell. PT Barnum was right. It is all about the Mixed Nuts.
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Tumble Recovery Records- Look for the Rocket
Greetings to you all. Welcome to Tumble Recovery. We are letting you people, the hungry public let you know what is going on.
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