Shark Sandwich in the Can

Tumble Recovery Records Set to Release 5th CD

Mark Ewing has been a bit secretive on the songs, but the bunker has been blasting them out, so perhaps a few saboteurs have heard stuff. Ewing is in the final process of quality control, making sure the right mix is on the CD. No release date is set, but reporters from many major music magazines have been on hand, making cell phone calls and typing up reports on lap tops.

Police, Robert Plant Trade announced

Mark Ewing of Tumble Recovery has agreed to submit a copy of the Robert Plant Box set to Tony Signore of Dog in exchange for The Police's Box Set. No other details were announced.

Funky Salted Pumpkin Label is launched!!!

Tumble Recovery Records sprouts new subsidiary record label:

Funky Salted Pumpkin.....by Francis Lalonde

"Call Me What You Will" is first Frank Lalonde release since 1988's "Give Me the Buttah" Cassette.

(Right- Little Frankie and Der Golems, with the 1966 hit "I Know You got mushrooms".



Dear Tumble Recovery:

I am currently looking to sign with a label. I confess I've been out of the recording business for quite a while, and really am looking forward to cutting a new cassette.

Personal information: Current occupation involves chemicals. My new home is in Myanmar. My current age is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.

I have previously worked with Dino-Saur And The Pterydactyls, The Halliburton Monks, Blood Monkey, and Great Bamboozle. Though, tragically and co-incidentally, a key member of each group died under mysterious circumstances shortly after I joined them, I felt I could really make a killing as a solo artist.

You may have read about the Saran-wrap fiasco. Though the court system acquitted me of any connection, I still feel that I need to explain a little of the accident from my point of view. First: if there had been a functioning handle on the fire extinguisher, the cat probably would have only lost some of it's stomach fur. Second: I had no knowledge of the barbed wire around the antelope's back legs being hooked up to an electrical circuit. Third: The drowning, through probably caused by having the 50-gallon aquarium being dumped over his head, was possibly the fault of the attending EMTs. Fourth: At least civilian casualties were kept at a minimum. Fifth: Finally, and this is the important point, If I had not shot the Owl with the bazooka, then there would not have been enough light from the resulting flames to find and rescue the others.

As to the main bodies of work, I submit the following:

Played drums on the song "Hash, Hash, Re-Hashed", as well as on the re-mix.
Wrote the lyrics, and was main singer for "Michigan Meat"
Wrote, composed, and distributed the "Goth Is Dead" CD, before realizing that nothing had been recorded, and that CDs had not yet been invented.
Wrote, composed, produced, sang, and recorded the "LALONDE LIVE" release. Though sales were weak, there are rumors that a promotional copy may be floating around.
Wrote, composed, produced, sang, and recorded the "GIVE ME THE BUDDAH" release. Sales were much more brisk, and copy of the promotional copy does indeed exist.
Had a cameo in the long-lost production of "BEACHWORLD", which your president, Mr. Ewing, filmed.

Recent activity has been slow to say the least. I did spend some time with a girl who volunteered to play the Recorder on my next production. Matter of fact, she told me of this one time she was at band camp and...uh...well, let's just say I haven't done much in the past 27 years.

During the past six months, I've taken back up the pen and wrote several new releases. Some are merely instrumental in nature, due to the fact I couldn't think of any lyrics, but that didn't stop me. I wrote them anyways. That's the way you bloody Masons do it! You wouldn't let me join, you black-balling Bastards! Why...I Wouldn't become a Mason now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!

But I digress. I'm including a demo record (45rpm, I realize that's a lot slower than 78rpm, but the quality seems better, as long as you have a good needle). Tentative title is "CALL ME WHAT YOU WILL"

01 - Death-Fucker
02 - Post Grape-Nut Tripe
03 - Hole In My Bucket
04 - My Phone Has Stopped, And My Dog is Lame
05 - Cromulent
06 - Brick Schizzle
07 - Letharg
08 - Peppermint and Pepperoni
09 - Slab o' Cheese
10 - How Come It Never Skittles Here
11 - Raisin In The Tun
12 - Maltin Lied
13 - Leverage The Vegetables
14 - The Halibut Came C.O.D.
15 - Sheep On The Lamb
16 - Painting For Godot
17 - Mister Puppet Wand

Bonus Tracks:
18 - Death-Fucker (Live Accoustical, Calumet City, Indiana)
19 - Letharg (Short Radio Version)
20 - Slip Me $50

I hope you will listen to this collection, and consider giving me a chance to redeem myself to society, as well as make a shit-load of money.

Sincerely,
Frank LaLonde

Mark Ewing has said he would like to hear "The Halibut came C.O.D." "I will release that song as his first single, even tho I have never heard it", said Mark Ewing. " I would also like to remind Frank that he gets a percentage of the profits, minus expenses........and those giant promotional pumpkins, encased in brine, are not cheap."